Hmmm...

Aug. 20th, 2008 09:30 am
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Formerly fresh pineapple chunks that have fermented in the fridge... probably a bad idea.

Oh, irony.

Jun. 21st, 2008 11:41 pm
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A Perfect Buzz is a mixed blessing. On the one hand, hey, it's perfect! You're drunk enough to enhance your fun, but not too drunk to be impaired, or to be an annoyance to those around you.

On the other, you have to maintain it just so, or you'll get too drunk, or too sober. And once the Perfect Buzz is gone, it's impossible to regain.
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I am not drinking early in the day, I am drinking very late at night. There's a _difference_.
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So, apparently my wings _are_ more visible in red fishnet than black. But my Chaotic Nipple is not. Perhaps creative clothing mutilation could fix this. Hmmm...

Also, having unusually prehensile lips is very useful... for drinking. Seriously, being able to drink a whole bottle without tipping your head back gives you that much more ogling time.

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