Happy Satan Day!
Jun. 6th, 2006 08:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chaotic_nippleI spent the Sixth Day of the Sixth Month of the Sixth Year engaging in Sloth. It was a wonderfully sinful day of laziness. I think I'll also engage in a little Pride, so I'll make an announcement:
So certain am I that that "Religious Policeman" bozo is a fake, that if anyone can provide me with incontrovertible evidence that he's for real, I swear to do the following:
1) Publicly apologize for doubting him. And it won't even be a backhanded "I'm sorry you're such an asshole" apology either.
2) Sign a legally binding contract to never reveal his true identity. Because if he's _really_ a Saudi, then he might actually be in danger if it were known.
and finally,
3) Hammer a nail through my genitalia, and post a video online. (After getting said equipment pierced professionally, of course. I'm not _that_ crazy.) I'd really do it too, ask anyone who knows me.
_THAT'S_ how sure I am that he's a fraud.
So certain am I that that "Religious Policeman" bozo is a fake, that if anyone can provide me with incontrovertible evidence that he's for real, I swear to do the following:
1) Publicly apologize for doubting him. And it won't even be a backhanded "I'm sorry you're such an asshole" apology either.
2) Sign a legally binding contract to never reveal his true identity. Because if he's _really_ a Saudi, then he might actually be in danger if it were known.
and finally,
3) Hammer a nail through my genitalia, and post a video online. (After getting said equipment pierced professionally, of course. I'm not _that_ crazy.) I'd really do it too, ask anyone who knows me.
_THAT'S_ how sure I am that he's a fraud.