Baring my soul. Now gimme a twenty!
Sep. 22nd, 2006 10:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chaotic_nippleYou know, there are times when I wish I was a girl. Not for messy psychological reasons, mind you, I'm perfectly happy with the factory installed equipment. No, my reasons are purely practical: A) It's socially acceptable for girls to be housewives, and spend all day raising up the kids, and B) Girls get to carry purses.
You can fit all _kinds_ of useful stuff in a purse. If I could carry one, I'd never have to go without earplugs if I go into a noisy club, or tylenol if I had a sudden headache, or matches if I wanted to burn something. It would be glorious, I tell you, GLORIOUS!
Yes, I hear you: "Why don't you just carry a purse anyway, rebellious non-conformist that you are?" It's not that simple. While I don't mind being socially unacceptable, per se, doing so would be a constant reminder that society has not yet remolded itself in accordance with _my_ wishes. No budding evil genius wants to have to think about that. :-P
You can fit all _kinds_ of useful stuff in a purse. If I could carry one, I'd never have to go without earplugs if I go into a noisy club, or tylenol if I had a sudden headache, or matches if I wanted to burn something. It would be glorious, I tell you, GLORIOUS!
Yes, I hear you: "Why don't you just carry a purse anyway, rebellious non-conformist that you are?" It's not that simple. While I don't mind being socially unacceptable, per se, doing so would be a constant reminder that society has not yet remolded itself in accordance with _my_ wishes. No budding evil genius wants to have to think about that. :-P
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Date: 2006-09-22 03:55 pm (UTC)