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We're doomed!
American: "Why did you have this tape of Anti-American propaganda in your car?"
Iraqi: "It's just music!"
American: "No, it isn't. We had our interpretor listen to it."
Iraqi: "I swear it's not mine!"
American: "Whose is it, then?"
Iraqi: "I don't know!"
American: "How did it get in your car then?"
Iraqi: "Someone must have thrown it in the window."
American: "And it landed _inside_ the tape deck?"
Iraqi: "Yes!"
Well, we all know people stopped at traffic checkpoints would never lie about something like that, which leads to only one conclusion: Ninjas are working for the insurgents. We'll _never_ win now.
Iraqi: "It's just music!"
American: "No, it isn't. We had our interpretor listen to it."
Iraqi: "I swear it's not mine!"
American: "Whose is it, then?"
Iraqi: "I don't know!"
American: "How did it get in your car then?"
Iraqi: "Someone must have thrown it in the window."
American: "And it landed _inside_ the tape deck?"
Iraqi: "Yes!"
Well, we all know people stopped at traffic checkpoints would never lie about something like that, which leads to only one conclusion: Ninjas are working for the insurgents. We'll _never_ win now.