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Three slow days in a row. I'm actually almost caught up on paperwork, which hasn't happened in months. Three days of comparative leisure, which fills me with dread. What is the universe planning to unleash on me, and WHEN? Will it be just after I let my guard down, or will it be right when I'm tensest? SOMETHING bad is going to happen, I can only hope it's something as tame as an exploding terrorist. More likely a meteor, a swarm of demonic locusts, or the loss of my internet connection. The waiting is unbearable...

Speaking of terrorists, if I'm ever taken hostage, I hope my family and friends don't beg and plead with the bad guys for my life. Instead, I want them to curse, threaten, and spit defiance. So what if I never saw it, the thought of my nearest and dearest shouting scorn and abuse at the bastards who were soon to kill me would warm my heart, and enable me to go to Valhalla with a joyful spirit.