chaotic_nipple | Meme ganked from sweetmusic

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You see me getting put into the back of a police car.
For what am I being arrested or detained?

Indecent exposure -- not flashing, just misunderstood club attire. ;)

"Questioning, sir. Only questioning."

Undercover cop they 'pretend arrested' in order to preserve your cover.

Finally caught up to you after you escaped from Area 51... but at least you got that message out to the MotherShip!

Attaching batteries to your nipple piercings in public.

Defacing government property by replacing things with Lego duplicates.

Doubting your ability to find love and happiness in life, shame on you!! :)

Suspicion of terrorism.

Because the cops/government can be Just. That Dumb.

You've seen my nipples often enough to know that I don't _have_ piercings.

And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those darned kids!

Hopefully they'll start getting smarter in a few months...

Or the Flying Saucers of the Sex Goddesses.

I think they actually just wanted to get me alone. Shyness and law enforcement powers don't go well together.

... And he was never seen again.

It was close, too. The McGillicudy mob almost made me, thought I was asking too many questions about bootleg Magic cards.

There's a difference betwen "Doubt" and "Negative certitude". :-P

Oh geez, fine. After getting your nipples pierced, attaching batteries to your nipple piercings in public.