"How many Veterans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

[chaotic_nipple]

"You don't know? That's RIGHT, you don't know! You weren't THERE, man, YOU WEREN'T THERE! (sob)" ;-)

Comments

[blue-chicory.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you can get half-off a carwash with your mil ID today, doesn't that make up for it? :P ;)

[chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com]

Only retiree's and reservists get such things. Those of us who got out in less then 20 years and are full time civilians pay full price for our carwashes...

[goudabonbon.livejournal.com]

yeah, or maybe someone will throw you a luncheon and you can listen to a bunch of old farts blather on about bombing German cities and seeing the civilians fleeing on the ground.

[goudabonbon.livejournal.com]

Umm, not to sound bitter or anything.

[(Anonymous)]

Alright, no I wasn't there. So how many does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Fiona

[chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com]

That's the joke. If you'd been there in 'Nam Iraq, changing lightbulbs under fire, then you'd know how many it took, and you wouldn't have to ask.