Humanity is doomed.

[chaotic_nipple]

The chimps have learned how to ride Segways.

Comments

[dracphelan.livejournal.com]

No that means that all of the great apes (including man and chimpanzees) are doomed. Segways are idiotic toys for rich people to lazy to walk.

[benet.livejournal.com]

Damn them! Damn them all to Hell!

[naughtyaelf.livejournal.com]

heh - they'll never be able to keep up with the students on their damn scooters!