OH GOD I'M OLD!!!!

[chaotic_nipple]

I turn 29 today. 29! That's one step away from _30_! When the Hell did this happen? Where did all my youth go? What am I going to do now that I can't rely on good looks and youthful vigor? I'm gonna have to _grow_up_. God, I'm too YOUNG to be having a mid-life crisis... Wait, no I'm not, that's the point :-P. When I get back to the States I'm gonna have to start dating strippers and/or nihilistic freshman philosophy majors who dress in black and write bad poetry. Or maybe devote my life to curing cancer. Whichever requires less effort, because I don't have as much spare energy these days.

29. Yech.