The World Ends Thirteen Days From Now...

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... And You May Die! Yes, it's true: 9X-Day is upon us! On July 5, 2006, The Rupture SHALL occur, and this time, Faithful Dues-Paying SubGenii really WILL be Whisked Away to the Flying Saucers of the Sex Goddesses, while the world of the Loathsome Pinks is DESTROYED. If you don't pay your Thirty Dollars to the Church of the SubGenius, you will be LEFT _BEHIND_, to suffer grotesque torments for Our Entertainment; The Morning People From Hell will be the least of your worries. If you can't pay that fee, well, I'll try to sneak a few pets aboard in my luggage, but to be honest, I'll probably be much too busy cavorting with my 72 Porn Stars to remember.