Happy Independence Day!
Jul. 4th, 2006 04:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chaotic_nippleLight off some fireworks, drink some beer, and wipe your... feet on a confederate flag, it's time to celebrate the birthday of the most awesome country that has ever existed, the U.S of A.! Yeah, we rule, we're so cool we're practically a nation of ninjas.
But keep in mind, even though America is so friggin' sweet that Jehovah-1 himself trembles in awe, tomorrow, it is doomed to crumble before the might of the X-Ists, along with the rest of the Puny Human World. While us dues-paying SubGenii are enjoying the Fulsome Favors of the Sex Goddesses, the rest of you will have your souls ground up and sold as cheap dog food on the interdimensional market. The only way to avoid this is to go to the SubGenius website and pledge thirty dollars IMMEDIATELY. Ya been warned, mortals.
But keep in mind, even though America is so friggin' sweet that Jehovah-1 himself trembles in awe, tomorrow, it is doomed to crumble before the might of the X-Ists, along with the rest of the Puny Human World. While us dues-paying SubGenii are enjoying the Fulsome Favors of the Sex Goddesses, the rest of you will have your souls ground up and sold as cheap dog food on the interdimensional market. The only way to avoid this is to go to the SubGenius website and pledge thirty dollars IMMEDIATELY. Ya been warned, mortals.