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ShotgunGate
Feb. 13th, 2006 11:37 amForwarded from a reliable-yet-anonymous source:
"* The Attorney General claims that the Vice President was granted the power to shoot lawyers under the resolution allowing use of force in Afghanistan.
* Cheney is refusing to cooperate with local investigators but has briefed four senior members of Congress.
* The Pentagon claims that there are already sufficient supplies of body armor for wealthy Texas lawyers but will be expediting existing contracts.
* Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld agrees that it would have been better if the Vice President had shot Osama bin Laden. However, he added, "You can't always shoot what you choose to shoot; sometimes you have to shoot what's there to be shot."
* The White House released a statement that the administration will benefit from having at least one member with experience in a live-fire situation. "
Truer words were never said.
"* The Attorney General claims that the Vice President was granted the power to shoot lawyers under the resolution allowing use of force in Afghanistan.
* Cheney is refusing to cooperate with local investigators but has briefed four senior members of Congress.
* The Pentagon claims that there are already sufficient supplies of body armor for wealthy Texas lawyers but will be expediting existing contracts.
* Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld agrees that it would have been better if the Vice President had shot Osama bin Laden. However, he added, "You can't always shoot what you choose to shoot; sometimes you have to shoot what's there to be shot."
* The White House released a statement that the administration will benefit from having at least one member with experience in a live-fire situation. "
Truer words were never said.