I'm the best uncle ever.

That's what all my nieces and nephews say, anyhow. I went to my niece Elena's birthday party today. I got her legos, and explained to her that her Barbie dolls are _really_ undercover G.I. Joes. My 100th "official" hit came from Silver Spring, Maryland. I decree a Day of Jubilation in that fair city; let no fatted calf go unslain! I must, of course, emphasize that I've surely gotten far more hits than that, but I never got around to putting a counter on till just now. (Sigh) I'll never know exactly _how_ many minds I've warped. :-(