Soon, _I'll_ be able to tan!

"Aussie Tan-inducing Implant Tested. Clinuvel Pharmaceuticals is currently working on a rice-grain sized implant that when placed under the skin induces a tan and provides increased UV protection."

Truly, we are living in the future. In other news, I broke down and brought a new beard-trimmer. Alas, evil spirits intervened and caused the adjustable comby-piece to slip into the lowest setting, right when I was doing the middle of my chin. Evil Genius that I am, I still don't think a forked beard would fit me. So, I had to trim the whole thing down. Oh well, in another two weeks or so, it should grow out to a proper length.