Random Uncle Thought.

When my adorable niece Destiny was about a year and a half, she had a habit of poking people and then announcing the name of whatever she was pointing at, especially when you had just picked her up. "Nose!" "Ears!" "Tattoo!". What always cracked me up was when a grown-up of the female persuasion would pick her up, and she would jab them in the "Boobs!" If she grows up to be a lesbian, I am totally telling that story to every girlfriend, or even potential girlfriend, that she ever has. Hell, I'll tell that story at her _wedding_. That's the kind of uncle I am. :-)