Keeping up appearances.

My, today's weather is pleasantly bracing. Invigorating to the lungs and soothing to the skin, it is. All of our fine Southern friends should come up and partake of this wholesome and clear winter air with us. Southerners, stop reading now. What this really means, of course, is "JESUS F*&$ING BIGFOOT ON A POGO-STICK, IT'S COLD!!!!". Not that I'd ever admit it to the danged rednecks...