WTF, over?

So I had an ingrown hair on a part of my beard where I haven't shaved for 2 FREAKIN' YEARS. How did that happen? Cursed furry mammal integument. :-P

Well, that didn't work.

The whole "Warding off depression by thinking of Happy Moments" trick BACKFIRES HORRIBLY when the details of said Happy Moment inexorably reminds you of the circumstances of the current depression. :-P