Work, schmerk.

While chatting with izzybeth, it was decided that if she is to die a Gloriously Tragic Rockstar Death, it will have to be before her next birthday, so she can join the "27 Club". Moreover, it must be a death no Rockstar has died before. We eventually settled on Falling From a Tree. She will be playing a mellow acoustic set up there, and when she instinctively leaps to her feet to smash the guitar, she will plummet to her doom.

The guitar itself will survive unscathed, and become a valuable collector's item, sought out both by fans and other players who coveted her skill. It will alternate between being displayed in the Rockand Roll Hall of Fame, and being stolen, which will usually involve whacky hijinks. Legend will have it that her ghost will appear to the most promising of musicians who wield the instrument, to whom she will dispense bad career advise, out of jealousy for the living.