Stupid dog.

Just barely smart enough to get into trouble. You see, he observed his monkeys eating asparagus fresh from the garden. From this, he deduced it was edible, and proceeded, on his next potty break, to devour all of the plants down to the roots. The effect on his digestive system was about what you'd expect, which is why I got woken up 4 times last night to let him out. Stupid dog...