Who be sayin' that sumptuary laws are outdated?

[chaotic_nipple]

Not the Cap'n of the fell ship Fashion Industry. They be pushin' the scurvy dogs in Congress to make Fashion Piracy illegal. For more o' this "Intellectual property" (i.e, your intellect, their property) balderdash, the craven curs at the Harvard bookstore are even claimin' that they "own" the knowledge of their book prices, an' students who attempt to compare those prices with other merchants are "violatin' their rights". At times like this, the life of a freebooter seems the only sane option, though insanity of a different sort may also have it's good points, as exemplified by the fine buccaneers who came up with LOLThulhu.