grandma got runover by a reindeer walking home from our house christmas eve you could say theres no such thing as santa but as for me and grandpa we believe she'd been drinking too much egg nog and we begged her not to go but she forgot her medication and she staggered out the door into the snow when we found her the Christmas morning at the scene of the attack she had hoofprints on her fore head and incriminating Clause marks on her back grandma got runover by a reindeer walking home from our house christmas eve you could say theres no such thing as santa but as for me and grandpa we believe now we're all so proud of grandpa he's been taking this so well see him in there watching football drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Nel its not christmas without grandma all the family's dressed in black and we just cant help but wonder should we open up her gifts or send them back? (send them back!) grandma got runover by a reindeer walking home from our house christmas eve you could say theres no such thing as santa but as for me and grandpa we believe now the goose is on the table and the pudding made of fig (ah!) and the blue and silver candles that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig i've warned all our friends and neighbours better watch out for yourselves they should never give a license to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves grandma got runover by a reindeer walking home from our house christmas eve you could say theres no such thing as santa but as for me and grandpa we believe (sing it grandpa!)
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Date: 2007-12-01 01:31 pm (UTC)walking home from our house christmas eve
you could say theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
she'd been drinking too much egg nog
and we begged her not to go
but she forgot her medication
and she staggered out the door into the snow
when we found her the Christmas morning
at the scene of the attack
she had hoofprints on her fore head
and incriminating Clause marks on her back
grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you could say theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
now we're all so proud of grandpa
he's been taking this so well
see him in there watching football
drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Nel
its not christmas without grandma
all the family's dressed in black
and we just cant help but wonder
should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(send them back!)
grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you could say theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig (ah!)
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig
i've warned all our friends and neighbours
better watch out for yourselves
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you could say theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
(sing it grandpa!)