"Filter Skate Palin"
Sep. 16th, 2008 12:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chaotic_nippleWould be my name if I were born to Sarah Palin. Or possibly "Package Wichita Palin", which sounds like a rather desperate porn name. Disclaimer: I approve wholeheartedly of people giving their children unusual names, but I still think this is funny.
And speaking of Palin, the rumor a few weeks back regarding her youngest kid's actual parentage turned out to have probably* been false, but the official "Went into premature labor so jumped the first 10 hour flight home so her baby could be born in ALASKA, by God!" story is fishy as hell. Anyone with such poor judgement shouldn't be trusted with children at all, much less nuclear launch codes. So what I think happened was, there was no surprise labor, or if there was, it happened after she got back to Alaska. She went in an got labor induced, whether for pressing medical reasons, or just because it was at a time convenient to her schedule. Something that plenty of women do, but which wouldn't necessarily endear her to the "base", so she made up some bullshit story to get sympathy. Of course I can't prove this, but if it turns out to be true, I WILL say "I told you so!"
*Because they _could_ still be lying about the timing, or even the fact of, the daughters current pregnancy. Not likely, though.
And speaking of Palin, the rumor a few weeks back regarding her youngest kid's actual parentage turned out to have probably* been false, but the official "Went into premature labor so jumped the first 10 hour flight home so her baby could be born in ALASKA, by God!" story is fishy as hell. Anyone with such poor judgement shouldn't be trusted with children at all, much less nuclear launch codes. So what I think happened was, there was no surprise labor, or if there was, it happened after she got back to Alaska. She went in an got labor induced, whether for pressing medical reasons, or just because it was at a time convenient to her schedule. Something that plenty of women do, but which wouldn't necessarily endear her to the "base", so she made up some bullshit story to get sympathy. Of course I can't prove this, but if it turns out to be true, I WILL say "I told you so!"
*Because they _could_ still be lying about the timing, or even the fact of, the daughters current pregnancy. Not likely, though.