Ever see the TV series "House," by any chance? The way this thread is going I figure someone might have this particular line of dialogue memorized: Dr. Gregory House [addressing patients at the clinic]:"...But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. This is mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too *stoned* to tell. So, who wants me?" [Nobody moves] "Who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?" [Everybody's hand goes up]
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Date: 2005-12-18 05:41 am (UTC)Dr. Gregory House [addressing patients at the clinic]:"...But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. This is mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too *stoned* to tell. So, who wants me?" [Nobody moves] "Who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?" [Everybody's hand goes up]
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