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notalwaysright_feed(My sister visits me at my house. We are both girls. Note that we are very different: I am shy with guys while she is very popular with them and has had a ton of boyfriends one right after the other.) Sister: “So how’s work?” Me: “Ok, except there’s this Brazilian girl who always snaps […]
notalwaysright_feed(My sister and her husband work the same shift at least once a week. When that happens, our mother and I usually watch her kids, 4-year-old nephew and his 2-year-old twin sisters, for them.) Nephew: Meemaw, Meemaw, I turn you into a PIG! Abacadaba! (He’s at the age where he can’t quite get the R […]
notalwaysright_feedRead The Manager Is Mightier Than The Pen
I was on register dealing with the massive number of people wanting 15% off for President's Day. A man comes up and says:
Customer: "The paint pen I opened yesterday was dead. The same thing happened with the last one. Your s***'s defective."
notalwaysright_feedNotes: I am 5 years old at my grandma’s birthday party. They have a dance contest with prizes to entertain us. My 8 year old female cousin and a couple other kids participate. The song that they played was YMCA. Me: *Dances with the hand and arm motions.* Apparently my attempt was adorable enough. Grandma: […]
notalwaysright_feed(My Mum used to be a bit of an old school feminist in her day and still has a passing belief in those tenets, though never bothers to enforce them. My Family is driving home after a meal, and my Dad breaks hard.) Mum:*Laughing* What are you doing?! Me: Driving like a tw*t apparently. Dad: […]
notalwaysright_feed(My parents are keeping my toddler for the weekend and take him to visit my brother and his wife. When they arrive, my son sits on the floor, playing with the dog’s ball. A few minutes later, my brother’s large dog comes out of their bedroom, having just woke up from her nap. She spots […]
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It’s halftime during the Super Bowl. This is when every disorganized watch party sends people out for top-ups of chips, beer, and last-minute party food. I’m on self-checkout, moving between stations like I’m on rollerblades.
notalwaysright_feed(There was a time when my boyfriend and I would often be late for family gatherings. His family let us know that this annoyed them, which was completely justified, so we vowed to do better.) Boyfriend’s Sister: (Boyfriend), I’m planning on buying a new TV, and I’d like you and (My Name) to meet me […]
notalwaysright_feedI was approaching the checkout carrying just a box of tampons. To anyone with a clue, a guy with just a box of tampons means only one thing: a woman is in distress somewhere. There were only 2 open cashiers and somewhat long lines and it was approaching the midnight closing time. A man at […]
notalwaysright_feedRead Refunder Blunder: Ultimate Edition
Last year, they got a refund of about seven thousand dollars. This year, due to their low withholding, they’ve got to pay Uncle Sam about a hundred dollars.
They’re not pleased about this and keep asking me to explain why they didn’t get their refund.
notalwaysright_feedRead Give Me My Window Or Aisle Make A Scene
I was travelling to Las Vegas to meet up with some friends and pre-booked my seat. With this airline, they charge extra for certain seats. I chose a window seat with extra leg room due to my disability, which cost me an additional $45.
When boarding, there was a man in my seat with another in the aisle seat.
notalwaysright_feedRead We’d Rather A Big Momma Than A Big Explosion
A passenger comes up rolling a carry-on and is already annoyed.
Passenger: "This is ridiculous. Shoes, belts, laptops, every time I fly, there’s something new!"
Me: "Same protocols as last time, sir. Nothing’s changed."
notalwaysright_feedRead This Dialogue Tree Is Not Worth Climbing
Me: "PS4 or PS5?"
Customer: "They’re the same cable. Don’t overcomplicate it."
Me: "Actually, PS5 uses USB-C. PS4 is micro-USB."
Customer: "No, they’re interchangeable. I’ve been gaming longer than you’ve been alive."
notalwaysright_feedRead We Knew You Were In Trouble When You Walked In
On Friday, our coworker called in sick. Said he had "something stomach-related" and couldn’t even look at a screen without getting dizzy. Whatever, people get sick.
Then Friday night, a bunch of us are watching the local news recap of the Taylor Swift stadium concert downtown. Pan across the front row… and there’s our coworker, shirtless, screaming the bridge to Cruel Summer like his life depends on it.
We all took screenshots, obviously.
slacktivist_feednotalwaysright_feedRead The Extra Bitterness Isn’t Coming From The Coffee
Customer: "Large coffee. Black. And don’t make it weak like last time."
Coworker: "Sure. We brew everything the same, but we’ll get you a fresh one."
Customer: "Yeah, well, I don’t want any of that watery stuff. I want actual coffee."
notalwaysright_feedRead This Coworker Is Always Causing A Buzz
Stupid Coworker: "Oh, those things? I was told to send those back, but I took two home when they recalled them. Still using 'em."
We all stop.
Me: "You're using a recalled kitchen appliance?"
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