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So, apparently my wings _are_ more visible in red fishnet than black. But my Chaotic Nipple is not. Perhaps creative clothing mutilation could fix this. Hmmm...

Also, having unusually prehensile lips is very useful... for drinking. Seriously, being able to drink a whole bottle without tipping your head back gives you that much more ogling time.

Today, I'm taking two of my nieces to get their first tattoos. Their mom _thinks_ they're getting their ears pierced instead. Heh, heh, heh...

Clarification: I really was just joking. I have _some_ impulse control and responsibility, honest. My nieces and nephews do have a standing offer from me to pay for their first tattoos on their 18th birthdays, though.

"Most Iraqis Favor Immediate U.S. Pullout, Polls Show

BAGHDAD, Sept. 26 -- A strong majority of Iraqis want U.S.-led military forces to immediately withdraw from the country, saying their swift departure would make Iraq more secure and decrease sectarian violence, according to new polls by the State Department and independent researchers."

So, that means we have to leave, right? I mean, if it's a War of Liberation, and the people you Liberated tell you to leave, you're sorta obliged...

"Four charged in graffiti spree.

South Congress Avenue businessman Brandon Hodge doesn't care if he never sees the names Gimix, Scope, Radar or Zenac again... Hodge wondered who the graffiti artists were, so the president of the 60-member South Austin Merchants Association, acting on a hunch, logged onto myspace.com and poked around to see if any of them had a personal Web page on the popular hosting site."

And they did. Complete with incriminating photos. I hope they get extra punishment for sheer retardedness...

"Tattoo in prison makes molester a marked man.

CARLISLE, Ind. -- An inmate serving life in prison for molesting and killing 10-year-old Katie Collman is now the subject of an investigation into how he ended up with the tattoo "Katie's Revenge" emblazoned across his forehead."

As prison tattoos go, it was a pretty good one too. Nice, clean lines, looks like it won't fade or blur. My complements to the artist. (Evil grin)

In current events, Kip Hawley Is An Idiot. Going back to the news of a month ago, the liquid bomb plot was completely unfeasible. _I_ already knew that, having read the Poor Man's James Bond cover to cover. Further back in history, Why did Thomas Jefferson Hate America?

More important than all this foolishness, behold the glory of the Lego Hall of Justice. I wish I could take credit for it. But when I build my Lego Tachikoma, my place in Geek Lore shall be assured!

While putting salve on my newest tattoo, I noticed something I've never had occasion to before: My belly button is _off_center_. By half an inch. Without the visual reference points provided by the ink, this was easily overlooked, but now it's clear as day; I'm DEFORMED. :-(

In lighter news, I'm watching "March of the Penquins". Cool documentary, but horribly biased towards the Darwinist point of view. They didn't even mention the _possibility_ of Elder Thing manipulation, and there was nary a Shoggoth to be found.

Some people think that I, personally, would be crass enough to festoon my walls with pictures of Sports Illustrated swimsuit models. This is a base canard; the Magic Lizard may like such low and boorish women, but I have standards. _MY_ Morale Wall looks more like this:



Ignore the picture of "Spooky Mooky", the previous team left it hanging on the wall. Why? Only "Bob" knows, and he's too 'fropped to care. I left up their ornamentation of our room, and I only hope that the next team will leave mine up as well. A dense layer of posterage will accrue throughout the ages, and eventually will accrete enough to provide extra armor to our humble domicile.

Only took three and a half hours.