Massages are great.

[chaotic_nipple]

I've had four of 'em since I've been back. The persistant back/neck aches from the weight of all the gear I had to carry in Iraq are almost gone. What's more, I've finally decided what the prime criterion for a future mate must be. Brains, beauty, wealth, and dominatrix tendancies are all of secondary importance; she/he/they must be able to give decent backrubs. Even a fully equipped evil-genius lair is of lesser importance.

Comments

[mommeeof8.livejournal.com]

So you are going to date goth massage therapists?

[chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com]

Who fight crime on the side, yes.

[jackytar.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'd put evil-genius lair pretty far down on the list. I understand the US Air Force is selling off surplus ICMB silo complexes at fire-sale prices. Find your heartmate and then go shopping for the lair together.