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Facts:

1) Johnny Cash wore all black.
2) Johnny Cash played guitar.
3) Johnny Cash once killed a man just to watch him die.
4) Johnny Cash was a mammal.

Conclusion:
Johnny Cash was a Ninja.</a

More Logic and facts

Date: 2006-05-19 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anysia.livejournal.com
Mouse eats cheese.

Mouse is a syllable

Therefore syllables eat cheese.

Re: More Logic and facts

Date: 2006-05-19 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com
If you don't believe that Johnny Cash had REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will come back from the grave and chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me. :-P

Re: More Logic and facts

Date: 2006-05-19 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anysia.livejournal.com
If you don't believe that Johnny Cash had REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now

duckie, Johnny Cash was *God*.

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Date: 2006-05-19 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] travelingtim.livejournal.com
I though Johnny Cash was the Anti-Elvis

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Date: 2006-05-19 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merrick42.livejournal.com
Nah, Johnny Cash is one of the only two people Chuck Norris fears. The other...Ditka.

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Date: 2006-05-19 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com
No, Michael J. Fox is the evil Anti-Elvis. Everybody else got a little Elvis in them.

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Date: 2006-05-19 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entropy156.livejournal.com
The logic is inescapable!

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