Quote of the day :-)
Oct. 2nd, 2006 04:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chaotic_nipple"(W)hen you work for, and identify yourself with, a bunch of homo-hatin', sex-averse moral scolds, it's freaking hilarious when you're caught stroking it to male teeny talk. That's why the "B-b-b-b-but Gerry Studds" rejoinder doesn't work. We're Democrats -- we have to get laid constantly, by whomever or whatever is available. It's in our DNA, like treason." :-D
Humor aside, it's completely PATHETIC that this little farce is actually getting more attention than the preemptive War Crimes Pardon that Congress just approved. Not that there ever were any War Crimes to pardon, of course, but just in case there are some now, they won't be crimes either... But the grey-haired lothario is the _real_ scandal.
Once again, the Democratic Party prepares to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Even if they get the votes, most of them will still be counted on machines that have been proven to be easily hacked, yet that little fact gets no attention at all. Not to mention the fact that, due to Gerrymandering, for there to ever be a Democratic majority again, literally EVERY "competetive" seat would have to be won. I'm starting to think that the only reasonable course of action is to get a cabin in the mountains and inscribe my memoirs on gold-plated disks for alien archeologists to puzzle over some day. Nah, they'll probably decide that the World of Stupidity I'd describe was obvious fiction. At least it's five o'clock, so I can start drinking and stop caring. :-P
Update: Only three beers down, and I've got religion! I have figured out God's Divine Plan for the past six years! See, the Religious Right believes that America is God's Chosen Nation, and Bush is God's Chosen Leader. Foolish superstition! It has been Revealed Unto Me that God has _actually_ been engaged in HUMBLING America. In the yeat 2000, he saw that America was too powerful and prosperous, arrogant even. So, to protect the world from our Proud Nation, He sent Saint George to lead us into ruin! Soon, our economy shall be completely destroyed, along with our international prestige and military power. Only when America is a wholy owned subsidiary of the True Chosen Nation, China, shall Saint Geroge's mission be accomplished.
Humor aside, it's completely PATHETIC that this little farce is actually getting more attention than the preemptive War Crimes Pardon that Congress just approved. Not that there ever were any War Crimes to pardon, of course, but just in case there are some now, they won't be crimes either... But the grey-haired lothario is the _real_ scandal.
Once again, the Democratic Party prepares to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Even if they get the votes, most of them will still be counted on machines that have been proven to be easily hacked, yet that little fact gets no attention at all. Not to mention the fact that, due to Gerrymandering, for there to ever be a Democratic majority again, literally EVERY "competetive" seat would have to be won. I'm starting to think that the only reasonable course of action is to get a cabin in the mountains and inscribe my memoirs on gold-plated disks for alien archeologists to puzzle over some day. Nah, they'll probably decide that the World of Stupidity I'd describe was obvious fiction. At least it's five o'clock, so I can start drinking and stop caring. :-P
Update: Only three beers down, and I've got religion! I have figured out God's Divine Plan for the past six years! See, the Religious Right believes that America is God's Chosen Nation, and Bush is God's Chosen Leader. Foolish superstition! It has been Revealed Unto Me that God has _actually_ been engaged in HUMBLING America. In the yeat 2000, he saw that America was too powerful and prosperous, arrogant even. So, to protect the world from our Proud Nation, He sent Saint George to lead us into ruin! Soon, our economy shall be completely destroyed, along with our international prestige and military power. Only when America is a wholy owned subsidiary of the True Chosen Nation, China, shall Saint Geroge's mission be accomplished.
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never mind
Date: 2006-10-02 10:23 pm (UTC)Re: never mind
Date: 2006-10-02 10:29 pm (UTC)