Big-ass meme ganked from divalea.

[chaotic_nipple]

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.	✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.	✓ I love to play video games.	× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (Year, month, week, minute...)	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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× I have broken someone's bones.	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (NO, I won't tell you what it is.)	× I hate the rain.
× I'm paranoid at times.  (It's not paranoia when they _are_ out to get you!)	✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.	✓ I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.  ("Love" is a bit strong.)	× I talk really, really fast.	× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.  (Longer than it's been for the past 4 years.)	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.  (Gambling is for idiots.)	✓ I have at least one sibling.  (9.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.  (Wigs, as part of a costume.)	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.	× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.	✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.	× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent.  (So well hidden I don't even know what it is.)	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.	× I enjoy talking on the phone.	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	✓ I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.	✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.	✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	× I enjoy some country music.  (FUCK NO!!!!)
× I would die for my best friends.  (That's a very good question. I would, and I guess, have, risked death for people, but I don't know if I'd go into certain death, knowing there wasn't the slightest chance if survival.)	× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  (AND booze!)	× I have dated a close friend's ex.	× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	✓ Democrat.  (Ish. I just think that currently, the republicans are far worse.)	× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).	× I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.	✓ I have jumped off a bridge.  (Yep, a full 6 feet into the water.)	✓ I love sea turtles.  (Really, who doesn't?)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  ("And henceforth, all Death Ray's shall be known as 'Mikes'!")	× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.	✓ I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro.   (Oh, heck yeah. Fire is Cool.)	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.	✓ I adore bright colours.	× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	✓ I can pick up things with my toes.	× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.  (Where's my implanted jetpack, brain-computer interface, and army of robot slaves/sub-personas?)	✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo.  (Lots.)	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.  (He knows who he is. My desire not to go to jail is the only thing keeping him alive.)	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.  (Not, "anything")
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	× I'm an artist.	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.	✓ I am extremely flexible.  (Not as much as I used to be.)	× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.	✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.  (As if!)	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.  ("I'm not ashamed to admit it: when the villains orbital mind control laser was destroyed... I wept.")	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (Some.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.  (I like the way women look in general.)	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.	✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	× I'm a judgmental asshole.	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.	✓ I can speak more than one language.	× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.  (Airport, flight was cancelled and I was bumped to a flight the next day.)	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.	✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.  (Webbed toes.)	✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.  (As a male, this really isn't that big a deal.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.  (Eh. Ask me later.)	✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.  (Not so much any more, my old age is catching up with me.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.  (Plenty are, but I don't think it's a prerequisite.)	× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.	× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer.	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.	✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.	× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.	× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

Comments

[blue-chicory.livejournal.com]

Might it not be best, just in case a certain evil person should turn up dead in some nasty way, to not leave the fact that you wanted said person to die slowly and painfully all over the web? Although its far to late for that. As for being a pyro, I got to indulge that this weekend legitimately, I got to burn a big pile of brambles in my yard, wheeee....

[chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com]

Trust me, if I had any intention of acting out my hatred, I'd be bright enough to leave no evidence on the internet. I may have villain tendancies, but I've taken the Evil Overlord List (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html) to heart. You may consider the fact that I even mentioned this at all, to be a declaration that I won't ever actually do it.

OTOH, if the knowledge of my loathing causes a certain someone to lose a little sleep, jump at a few shadows, get distracted and entirely by accident fall in front of a train while I'm thousands of miles away... Well, I ain't gonna complain. :-)

Also, as of a year ago, I _seriosuly_ wanted to murder the asshole XO who ordered the deaths of the kitty-cats on FOB Paliwoda. Man, is he lucky for my restraint. While I got over my wish to kill him pretty quickly, I'd still beat his ass in a dark alley; again, if I thought I'd get away with it, I'd never even mention the possibility.