You know it was a good party...

... when you can still see the bruises five days later. But, I digress:

"Scientists find prehistoric dwarf remains
By Joseph B. Verrengia, Associated Press
In an astonishing discovery that could rewrite the history of human evolution, scientists say they have found the skeleton of a new human species, a dwarf, marooned for eons in a tropical Lost World while modern man rapidly colonized the rest of the planet."

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/discoveries/2004-10-27-cavedwarf_x.htm

That's why science is better than religion. You're always getting something new!