They should all DIE.

I hereby announce a fatwa on the f*(&%ng bozos at the LSA Anaconda post office. About 2 weeks after my zip code changed a few months ago, they started refusing to forward mail to the new one. This, despite the fact that there is A SINGLE DIGIT'S DIFFERENCE between the two addresses. I sent change of address forms to everyone, but obviously some of them didn't get through. How do I know this? Funny you should ask...

About the time of the address change, I sent in a payment to a credit card company, which should have brought my balance to zero. With my balance assumed to be at zero, I wasn't concerned when I didn't get any statements from them for several months. However, another month's interest had accrued between the time I sent the check and the time they received it. Big deal, 3 bucks, I'd have sent in another check if I'd known. I did NOT know, because of those G)(&^%NED MORONS at Anaconda. Now, I am going to have to pay $102 in late fees, because they could not be bothered to do their damned jobs. This, dear friends, is why people get 'fragged'.

"This costume serves no practical purpose in combat."

Some of you, I may be seeing at Dragon-Con. Now, I am confident that no one here has need of this educational movie, but if you've ever been to any Con, you'll appreciate the powerful message contained therein. After, go watch Foamy's other inspiring sermons.