Biology is cool.

Interesting trivia: In terms of skeletal and muscular developement, human females are the most paedomorphic (Literally: "Child shaped") of all adult primates, with human males coming in a not-so-close second. Yet those same human females have the most pronounced sexual display mechanisms (in the form of, er, "soft tissues") of any primate, by a long shot. Learn even more fun facts by reading Steven Jay Gould's "Ontogeny and Phylogeny". Then, after you're done enriching your brain, fill your belly with delicious and nutricious human flavored tofu. In fact, I think I want some. Hint, hint...

Happy Conscription Day!

Yes, it has been a full year since my original ETS date! A complete 52 weeks of being stoplossed have passed. All those who have alcohol handy, drink a toast to my surviving another 365 days of semi-voluntary servitude. Then perform sympathetic magic rituals to transfer the buzz to me, because I gots plenty of brain cells that need killin'. The herd must be culled, that only the strongest and swiftest neurons may survive...

Attention lawyers!

And anyone else with knowledge of matters legal: Please go here and give any helpful advice you may have to help solve what appears to be a _truly_ fucked-up situation.