"Freeeedom!"

Well, that's that. After a cumulative total of 8 years, 5 months, and 25 days, I'm once again a human being. Weird, I'd thought there would be some sort of tangible sensation, as my soul reentered my body. A tingle, or something. Anyway, I'll be sticking around Savannah 'til next Saturday, to have one last drunken debauch with my civilian friends. Then, I'm off! Where to, you ask? In the general direction of "away". Savannah's cool and all, but Georgia's just got too many rednecks, and besides, it's too far away from kith and kin. I think I'll head back to New York and go back to school, spoil my nieces and nephews, and taunt the local Young Republicans.