Well, that settles it.

I've pretty much decided that I'm moving back to Madison. Much as I love my kith and kin back East, Massachusetts is too expensive, upstate New York too depressing, and the DC area too much a wretched den of scum and villainy. I'll go back to school in Wisconsin, and after that, decide what I want to do when I grow up. There, adulthood is successfully deferred for a few more years...