"Some call me... Tim."

Meme ganked from qp4

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
King River. But it works better as a Porn Star name.
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Les Chocolate. Apparently, I'm a Blacksploitation star.
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name)
Mwi.
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Black Squidobo. A Squidobo is a hybrid of a squid and a bonobo. They don't exist yet, but some day they will, and the universe will be theirs!
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
William Tunkhannock.
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in.)
Crimi Be'Bin.
7. Terrorist Name: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Mailliw Rekceb.
8. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink)
I'm already The Chaotic Nipple, and The Black Diet Pepsi sounds stupid.