I am a genius!

I have the coolest money-making scheme posthumous memorial idea ever: FOSSILIZATION! How awesome would it be to have your bones permeated or replaced with the mineral of your choice? So awesome it's a shame you'd have to wait till death, _that's_ how awesome. But at least your descendants can admire your stony skeleton in the living room, posed in a tastefully dramatic diorama.

Also, me add linky to El Goonish Shive. All the gender-bending furry action that's possible while still maintaining a g-rating. That didn't come out right...