I am a genius!

[chaotic_nipple]

I have the coolest money-making scheme posthumous memorial idea ever: FOSSILIZATION! How awesome would it be to have your bones permeated or replaced with the mineral of your choice? So awesome it's a shame you'd have to wait till death, _that's_ how awesome. But at least your descendants can admire your stony skeleton in the living room, posed in a tastefully dramatic diorama.

Also, me add linky to El Goonish Shive. All the gender-bending furry action that's possible while still maintaining a g-rating. That didn't come out right...

Comments

[blue-chicory.livejournal.com]

I would get that done, immortalize my amazing facial bone structure!

[whimsicalicicle.livejournal.com]

You're gonna be rich! Better get the patent on that!

[fudd59.livejournal.com]

Expand the business to fossilizing dead pets and you'll really rake in the bucks. Pet owners are already willing to have old Fluffy or Spot stuffed and mounted, why not fossilized?

Fiona