Old age.

[chaotic_nipple]

That hideous state of being where it's possible to hurt yourself just getting up out of a chair at a strange angle. I may some day be forced to buy a gas-guzzling van/truck/whatever, simply to maximize leg room. :-P

Comments

[dracphelan.livejournal.com]

Hey, I love my truck. But, I also do things like pick up lawn equipment and gardening supplies on the weekend. Plus, I just wash out the bed if I have to transport a deer or feral hog I've killed. That's not easy to do with a car.

[bobmage.livejournal.com]

You kids today.
When I was your age, I had to get out of chairs at strange angles for twenty miles - uphill, both ways!

[mommeeof9.livejournal.com]

Well, you knew your warrantee expired on your 30th birthday? It's all down hill from here.

warranty

[mathdoc-keeper.livejournal.com]

I thought it expired at 25 !

love,
patty