Meme ganked from sweetmusic_27

[chaotic_nipple]

You see me getting put into the back of a police car.
For what am I being arrested or detained?

Comments

[kakiphony.livejournal.com]

Indecent exposure -- not flashing, just misunderstood club attire. ;)

[chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com]

I think they actually just wanted to get me alone. Shyness and law enforcement powers don't go well together.

[frater-treinta.livejournal.com]

"Questioning, sir. Only questioning."

[chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com]

... And he was never seen again.

[travelingtim.livejournal.com]

Undercover cop they 'pretend arrested' in order to preserve your cover.

[chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com]

It was close, too. The McGillicudy mob almost made me, thought I was asking too many questions about bootleg Magic cards.

[naughtyaelf.livejournal.com]

Finally caught up to you after you escaped from Area 51... but at least you got that message out to the MotherShip!

[chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com]

Or the Flying Saucers of the Sex Goddesses.

[bipagan.livejournal.com]

Attaching batteries to your nipple piercings in public.

[chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com]

You've seen my nipples often enough to know that I don't _have_ piercings.

[bipagan.livejournal.com]

Oh geez, fine. After getting your nipples pierced, attaching batteries to your nipple piercings in public.

[sweetmusic-27.livejournal.com]

Defacing government property by replacing things with Lego duplicates.

[chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com]

And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those darned kids!

[wytchelf.livejournal.com]

Doubting your ability to find love and happiness in life, shame on you!! :)

[chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com]

There's a difference betwen "Doubt" and "Negative certitude". :-P

[raaven.livejournal.com]

Suspicion of terrorism.

Because the cops/government can be Just. That Dumb.

[chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com]

Hopefully they'll start getting smarter in a few months...