The Poolboy Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD) Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy. A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches. You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that. If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will. Your exact male opposite: The False Messiah Deliberate Brutal Love Master Always avoid: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM), The Playstation (RGSM) Consider: The Battleaxe (DBLM), The Nurse (RGSD)

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Last time i took the test, I was The Boy Next Door. I must be de-maturing with age.

Your results:
You are Daniel Jackson

Daniel Jackson 80% Jack O'Neill 59% Samantha Carter 55% Thor 55% Dr. Frasier 45% A Goa'uld 40% General Hammond 30% Teal'c 17%

You are sensitive to the needs of others and are a good communicator. You always stand up for the little guy.

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1. Do you like blue cheese?
Eww. No.

2. Have you ever smoked heroine?
Nope.

3. Do you own a gun?
Not currently.

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
The one and only time I ever ate at Sonics, I ended up in the emergency room with food poisoning.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Nope.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
They prove how environmentally conscious Americans really are. Like the Indians, we use every part of the animal.

7. Favorite Christmas song?
Chiron Beta Prime.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water, orange juice, and Diet Pepsi. The water and OJ are optional.

9. Can you do push ups?
Yes.

11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
Don't really wear jewelry that often.

12. Favorite hobby?
Screwing around on the Internet count?

13. Favorite sissy?
Eddie Izzard

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
No. But then again, neither do most of the people who have been "diagnosed" with it.

15. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?'
Excessive procrastinat... I'll get around to finishing that word eventually.

16. Middle name?
William

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
1.) Gotta get ready for work
2.) why _shouldn't_ I think of a pink elephant.
3.) Man, that Catholic Church really _is_ as corrupt as it's detractors claim.

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
A tattoo for my girlfriend, a Lego "Rebel Scout Speeder", and groceries.

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
1.)Water
2.)Diet Coke
3.)Beer

20. Current worry right now?
It's gonna snow, dammit.

21. Current hate right now?
Entropy.

22. Favorite place to be?
Dunno.

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
Worked overtime. What a party animal, I am!

24. Where would you like to go?
An Orbital Death Ray Platform.

25. Name three people who will complete this?
They know who they are.

26. Do you own slippers?
Yes, but I almost never wear them.

27. What shirt are you wearing?
Superman!

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Never slept on 'em.

29. Can you whistle?
Yep.

30. Favorite color?(s)
Blue. No, Purple! AAAAIEEEE....

31. Would you be a pirate?
A Pirate King, to be exact.

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Used to sing Rocky Horror, but now I lean towards TMBG or Jonathon Coulton.

33. Favorite girl’s name?
Destiny.

34. Favorite boy’s name?
Bill.

35. What’s in your pockets?
Wallet, Phone, Keys, pen, chapstick.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
nanimo was making faces.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Dunno.

38. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
Broken collar bone.

39. Do you love where you live?
Meh.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Just 1, and it's my roommate's.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Dunno.

42. How many dogs do you have?
0

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Define "Crush"? If you mean madly in love/lust, then yes. ;-)

44. Do you have a crush on someone?
See above.

45. What is your favorite book?
"Marooned in Realtime", by Vernor Vinge.

46. What is your favorite candy?
Hershey's Hugs.

47. What is your favorite sports team?
Don't have one.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Whatever's the number one song a billion years from now. This requires living that long, of course. Then again, top-40 radio will probably suck then just as much as it does now. Better to just not die, I guess.

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Cuddling with girlfriend.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
(Censored for the children's sake)

1. One book that changed your life. The Misenchanted Sword, by Lawrence Watt-Evans. It was the first Fantasy/Science Fiction book I ever read. That I remember, anyway, I was only in kindergarten.

2. One book you have read more than once. Marooned in Realtime, by Vernor Vinge.

3. One book you would want on a desert island. U.S Army Field Manual 3-05.70 Survival (Answer blatantly stolen, but it was a good one)

4. One book that made you laugh. The Book of the SubGenius. It made me LAUGH with Enlightenment and Sheer POWER!!!!11!!

5. One book that made you cry. Ender's Game, by Orson Scott Card. It was SAD, dammit!

6. One book you wish had been written. An proper end to the Foundation series, by Isaac Asimov.

7. One book you wish had never been written. Most of the Elfquest books after Rogue's Challenge. Which doesn't stop me reading them, of course, while still mourning the fact that they don't come anywhere close to the earlier books in awesomeness.

8. One book you are currently reading. World War Z - An Oral History of the Zombie War by Max Brooks. Actually, I already finished it, but it deserves a shoutout.

Not the Cap'n of the fell ship Fashion Industry. They be pushin' the scurvy dogs in Congress to make Fashion Piracy illegal. For more o' this "Intellectual property" (i.e, your intellect, their property) balderdash, the craven curs at the Harvard bookstore are even claimin' that they "own" the knowledge of their book prices, an' students who attempt to compare those prices with other merchants are "violatin' their rights". At times like this, the life of a freebooter seems the only sane option, though insanity of a different sort may also have it's good points, as exemplified by the fine buccaneers who came up with LOLThulhu.

1. What is the soundtrack for this LJ?

The Doctor Demento show.

2. What's bothering you right now?

The inevitability of entropy.

3. Do you close the door when you are sleeping?

Usually.

4. What is in your wallet?
lessee... money, old receipts, library cards, bus pass, credit cards, drivers license. student ID, key card for work, Holy SubGenius Membership Card, spare keys, video rental card, and "protection", which is of course the name given to a lucky 4 leafed clover my relatives sent me over in Iraq. Haven't died once since I got it, so it must work!

5. Wallpaper on your computer's desktop?

Cover to an issue of "Blue Monday: Painted Moon".

6. Background on your cell phone?

Don't have one.

7. Next time you will kiss someone?

Dunno.

8. Where was your default picture taken?

See above.

9. Eyes:

Word I use to refer to my glasses, as in "Where the hell did I put my eyes?"

10. Life:

Beats the alternative.

11. House:

A place for my stuff.

12. Doing this weekend?

Work, work, work...

13. Wearing?

Clothes.

14. Who was the last person to send you a text message?

Roommate.

15. If you could have one thing right now what would it be?

Ultimate power.

16. Listening to?

Sounds traveling through a gaseous medium.

17. Have you ever kissed anyone named Patty?

Platonically.

18. What do you smell like?

Umm, a person who bathes regularly?

19. Eating?

Yes.

20. On your bed, what is your favorite thing?

Pillow.

21. Do you believe in a soul mate?

Not really.

22. What do you wear to bed?
Underwear and tee shirt.

23. Do you remember your dreams?

Some times.

24. Do you burn easily in the sun?

EVERYTHING burns easily in the sun. It's a freakin' STAR, man!

25. Have you ever been gambling?

Gambling is stupid, I've bought a total of 1 lottery ticket in my whole life.

26. What's something you wish you could understand better?

Everything.

27. What did you do last weekend?

Worked, worked, worked...

28. Who do you miss?

Munchkins.

29. Who is the last girl you hugged?

My adorable niece Destiny.

30. Orange or apple juice?

Orange.

31. Who was the last person you went somewhere with?

Big sister took me to the air port. I guess that counts.

32. What was the last text message?

Something about moving.

33. Have you kissed anyone on your friendslist?

Maybe.

34. Last time you ate a home grown tomato?

Tomatoes, yuck!

36. What was the last thing you drank?

Orange juice.

37. Who's house did you go to last night?

My own.

38. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?

Don't remember.

39. Do you like someone right now?
Check one: YES [X] NO [ ]

40. What do you wear more, slacks, jeans, or sweatpants?

Jeans.

41. What is the last movie you watched? With who?

Transformers! It was awesome, but not _totally_ awesome. It SHOULD have been totally awesome.

42. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:

Water
Orange Juice
Beer

43. What are you excited about?

Stuff?

44. Do you want someone you can't have?

I want many people, places, and things I can't have.

45. Who was last to slap your butt?

Someone in a club. I _think_ it was a girl.

46. Where was the last place you went?

Work.

47. What's on your mind right now?

Thoughts.

48. Have you cried recently?

Define recently.

49. When you think of your crush, who is it?

Dunno.

50. Is taking a shower a daily habit?

Yes, you filthy french bastards!